| Wednesday, August 30, 2006 |
| When September Comes |
As September comes, t-shirt and trousers are laid out next to Trapper Keeper and new white sneakers. I'm supposed to be ready for the magical morning when I'll become a student again. Somehow though, I can't help but feel I was supposed to be done with this a year ago.
It's a strange case of Spring fever when going to school feels right but being in school feels wrong. And it's not Spring.
In any case, I'll be there in a few days. Provo, Utah for another 9 months of the Junior Baccon Cheeseburger on odd and the Hot-and-Ready special on even days (and maybe some ramen somewhere in the middle to mix things up).
Anyway, when it started, this blog was mainly about advertising. Gradually, as I drifted to Hawaii and Wyoming and wherever else I drifted over the summer, the content drifted with me. Now that I'm drifting back toward the police state of Provo, I suppose the content will make its way back to advertising or over-zealous law enforcement.
With that, check out my favorite new Mac ad:
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| Thursday, August 24, 2006 |
| Astronomers Are Jerks |
Take the smallest planet we have and pick on him. Build him up to cut him down. Reminds me of middle school. |
| posted by Brett Crockett @ 1:31 PM |
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| Monday, August 14, 2006 |
| The Eve of Something...Long |
PROVO, UT--
September 5th, 2006 will find thousands of college students flooding into Provo, Utah's greatest city, to start another year of college education.
"It will be a great opportunity for us, as a department, to go back to what we do best- writing frivolous tickets to unsuspecting students, and breaking up harmless gatherings wherever we hear music," said Capitan Joel Brenson of the Provo Police Department.
"I'm excited because it's always a big morale booster for the guys when these kids come back and we have the opportunity to use our lights and sirens again. They're really pretty neat, you should see them when it's dark."
Not only does the return to school mean an exciting time for the Provo Police Department, but the booting companies also see an increase in activity and revenue.
"It's really great this time of year- we basically wait for students to show up to a parking lot and then we pounce. The best part is the money. It's a lot easier than going to college ourselves," said Matt Swenson, and employee at University Parking Unforcement." My boss gave me a bonus last year because I booted the most cars in a 3 hour period during one of the BYU football games. It was easy because there's really nowhere anyone can park within a 5 mile radius of the stadium...unless they happen to own a parking garage or something. I bought one of those new video iPods with the money."
As students breathe millions of dollars into the economy, local businesses breathe a sigh of relief.
Store owner Cathy Hinckam notes that "our grocery store couldn't survive without [the students], but my husband and I would never let them know that. After all- they do make our streets busier and it seems like every year their hair styles get crazier, their jeans have more holes, and they're basically making our lives hell for about 8 months... We did just add on to our house, though, business was pretty good last spring. So they're good for that. But not much else."
And finally, landlords across Utah County are gearing up their office staff to handle the checks flowing in from students in "BYU approved housing." Jean Drammup, manager of several apartment complexes near campus (including The Lodges at Glendale) is especially thankful for the influx of students each year.
"It's great. They basically have to live here- and they pay top dollar to do it. We charge about twice what you'd pay for a bare-bones apartment anywhere else in the state, but since we're BYU Approved, they're basically thanking us for the privilege. Of course, we do show our thanks to them as well- last year, we remodeled the outside of the buildings to make it look like the apartments inside were actually comfortable. In truth, they're the same as they were when we first built the place in 1972. Oh, and we give out free hotdogs and drinks once a year by the pool."
And so as Provo prepares to receive the students with open arms (and a bundle of citations, auto boots, and deposit slips), the students prepare for the warm welcome.
"What can I say?" asks Drew Gibson, a student from Seattle, WA. "We basically prepare by taking out student loans and getting [mentally] ready to take another one in the chops. All in the name of higher education. We'll pay a couple thousand on tuition, a few more thousand on housing, and a couple hundred on miscellaneous expenses like tickets, parking boots, and food. Then, they'll ask us for donations to build a new training center for the football team, and another donation to fund scholarships that will go to minorities. That's life in Provo. I'm not complaining though- they tell us it doesn't get any better than this."
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